Everything on a Waffle

Polly Horvath

52 pages 1-hour read

Polly Horvath

Everything on a Waffle

Fiction | Novel | Middle Grade | Published in 2001

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Character List

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Major Characters

An eleven-year-old girl living in British Columbia with hair the color of carrots in an apricot glaze. She remains unshakably certain that her missing parents are alive and awaiting rescue, refusing to accept the town's assumption that they drowned. She spends her afternoons at the harbor keeping vigil and meticulously records cooking recipes in a loose-leaf binder.

Key Relationships

Student of Miss Honeycut

Former Ward of Miss Perfidy

Foster Daughter of Evie

Foster Daughter of Bert

Daughter of Primrose's Mother

Daughter of John Squarp

A tall, blonde former Canadian Navy sailor who resigns his commission to care for his orphaned niece. He works as a real estate developer with ambitious plans to gentrify the working-class fishing village into a tourist destination. He is energetic and charming but often distracted by his business schemes.

Key Relationships

Romantic Interest of Miss Honeycut

Business Rival of Miss Kate Bowzer

Brother of Primrose's Mother

A loquacious school counselor of British royal descent who frequently shares stories of her world travels. She insists that Primrose is suffering from denial and requires professional intervention, heavily advocating for foster care placement. She aggressively pursues a romantic relationship with Uncle Jack.

Key Relationships

Counselor of Primrose Squarp

Romantic Pursuer of Uncle Jack Dion

Acquaintance of Miss Kate Bowzer

Criticized by Evie

The fiercely independent proprietor and chef of The Girl on the Red Swing café. She serves every single dish over a waffle and chain-smokes while managing her chaotic kitchen. She respects Primrose's intuition and offers the girl steady support when others dismiss her.

Key Relationships

Supporting Characters

Primrose's elderly, crotchety neighbor who temporarily takes over babysitting duties for an hourly fee. She insists on proper etiquette and complains about Primrose's alleged daydreaming. She suffers from significant cognitive decline, often inventing memories of events that never occurred.

Key Relationships

Former Babysitter of Primrose Squarp

Sister of Mrs. Witherspoon

A cheerful, innocent retired woman who lives in the neighboring town of Nanaimo. She operates as a matched set with her husband, directing most of their shared activities and conversations. She deeply sympathizes with Primrose's situation and unquestioningly validates the girl's inner feelings.

Key Relationships

Wife of Bert

Foster Mother of Primrose Squarp

Critic of Miss Honeycut

A mild-mannered retired man living in Nanaimo. He shares a quiet, affectionate life with his wife and steps into the role of foster father. He claims to enjoy conversation but primarily listens and agrees with whatever his wife decides.

Key Relationships

Husband of Evie

Foster Father of Primrose Squarp

A devoted wife who bravely but impulsively sails into a Pacific typhoon to locate her missing husband. Her disappearance leaves her daughter in the care of the town and sets the community's gentrification and foster care conflicts into motion.

Key Relationships

Mother of Primrose Squarp

Wife of John Squarp

Sister of Uncle Jack Dion

A local fisherman in Coal Harbour. He vanishes during a severe typhoon, prompting his wife's desperate search and leaving his daughter holding out hope for his eventual return.

Key Relationships

Father of Primrose Squarp

Husband of Primrose's Mother

The local law enforcement officer in Coal Harbour. He handles Primrose's case gently and openly discusses his own experiences with trusting gut instincts over hard evidence during investigations.

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Sympathetic Authority Figure to Primrose Squarp

The widowed sister of Miss Perfidy. She steps in to manage her sister's affairs as her cognitive health declines, inadvertently causing distress for Primrose by giving away stored belongings.

Key Relationships

Sister of Miss Perfidy

Acquaintance of Primrose Squarp

A defensive local merchant who runs a drug store in Coal Harbour. He holds a harsh view of Primrose and quickly blames her whenever mishaps occur near his property.

Key Relationships

Husband of Mrs. Cantina

Accuser of Primrose Squarp

Co-owner of the local drug store. She actively participates in policing her shop and shares her husband's unfounded distrust of Primrose.

Key Relationships

Wife of Mr. Cantina

Accuser of Primrose Squarp

A former lawyer and mother of two who previously lived next door to Primrose. She experiences a severe emotional break triggered by an obsessive desire to win a boiled potato cooking competition.

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Former Neighbor of Primrose's Mother

A Cambodian war orphan with one foot who lives in Coal Harbour. He draws pity from the other children because his adoptive mother strictly forces him to wear a necktie.

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Classmate of Primrose Squarp

A local homeowner attempting to sell her property through Uncle Jack. She employs the tactic of burning cinnamon to make her house smell appealing but uses such a heavy hand that the scent becomes overwhelming.

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Real Estate Client of Uncle Jack Dion

An energetic puppy adopted by Uncle Jack. Named after Primrose's favorite cookie, the dog frequently accompanies her to the harbor and happily chases sea birds.

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Adopted Pet of Uncle Jack Dion

The classroom pet guinea pig assigned to Primrose's care by her teacher. His weekend away from school results in a brief, accidental kitchen fire.

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Temporary Pet of Primrose Squarp

A cockapoo belonging to Evie and Bert. The dog moves with the couple and becomes part of their expanded household in Coal Harbour.

Key Relationships

Pet of Evie

Pet of Bert