Chani is a Los Angeles-based writer whose story unfolds across two timelines: as a twenty-six-year-old freelance journalist trying to prove her worth, and as a thirty-six-year-old successful essayist reflecting on her past. Educated at the University of Iowa Writer's Workshop, she struggles with imposter syndrome and worries her career is solely defined by her association with a famous actor. She relies on humor and a protective anger to shield her insecurities from the public eye.

Gabe is a highly successful Hollywood actor from Cooper, Montana. Recently cast as James Bond, he faces intense public scrutiny and criticism over his suitability for the role. In his younger years, he relies heavily on alcohol to manage his anxiety and fame. Ten years later, he is sober and seeking to reconnect with Chani while attempting a career comeback.

Oliver is a handsome, successful British actor and a close friend to Gabe. He is the public's preferred choice for the role of James Bond. He possesses a suave, debonair quality that contrasts with Gabe's rugged American image. He treats Chani with respect and offers a grounding presence for Gabe in the chaotic Hollywood environment.

Jeremy is a novelist who attended the University of Iowa Writer's Workshop with Chani. He takes a pretentious view of the literary world, believing his fiction is inherently superior to Chani's celebrity journalism. His condescending attitude deeply affects Chani's confidence in her own writing abilities.

Jacinda is a glamorous British actor whose career is on the rise. She works alongside Gabe in the Bond franchise. Tabloids heavily speculate about a romance between her and Gabe, creating tension and questions during Chani's initial profile weekend.

Lauren is Gabe's sister and closest family member. She resides in their hometown of Cooper, Montana, where she helps run the family's local bookstore. She acts as an anchor for Gabe, keeping him connected to his roots outside of the entertainment industry.

Lena is Lauren's daughter and Gabe's niece. She lives in Montana and experiences some social withdrawal following the loss of her father, making family interactions occasionally tense but deeply important to Gabe.

Teddy is Gabe's energetic new puppy. He provides Gabe with companionship in Los Angeles and immediately takes a strong liking to Chani, acting as an early point of connection between the two.

Jo is Chani's roommate during the earlier timeline. She assists Chani in preparing for her weekend with Gabe, warning her about the stereotypes and potential pitfalls of getting involved with a celebrity subject.

Kate is Chani's roommate in Los Angeles ten years after the initial interview. She is the only person who knows the full truth about what happened between Chani and Gabe during their infamous first weekend together.

Madison is a server at the Los Angeles restaurant that Gabe frequents. She engages in friendly banter with him, demonstrating Gabe's charm and his habit of establishing routines in the city.