Simon Sort of Says

Erin Bow

Simon Sort of Says

Erin Bow
48 pages1-hour read
Fiction
Novel
Middle Grade
Published in 2023

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Character List

Meet the key characters, with insights into their roles, motivations, and relationships—spoiler-free.

Major Characters

Simon is a seventh-grader with PTSD who survived a mass shooting in his hometown of Eagle Crest. He appreciates the absolute quiet of his new off-grid town, where no one knows his face or history. He uses sarcasm and dark humor as defense mechanisms when interacting with others. He fears unwanted attention and pity but slowly opens up to the possibility of building genuine friendships.

Key Relationships

Best Friend of Agate Van Der Zwaan

Friend of Kevin Matapang

Owner of Hercules

Student of Ms. Snodgrass

Student of Miss Rose

Owner of Pretty Stabby

Simon's mother works as a funeral director with an appropriately dark sense of humor, while his father serves as a deacon at the local Catholic church. Both parents are fiercely protective and deal with their own trauma following the violence at Simon's old school. The couple tries to balance giving Simon space to grow with their intense instinct to keep him perfectly safe.

Key Relationships

Parents of Simon O'Keeffe

Owners of Pretty Stabby

Agate is a highly intelligent, autistic girl with bright orange hair who fully embraces her differences. She lives on a busy farm where her family breeds service dogs and raises Angora goats. Deeply interested in astronomy and sidereal time, she spearheads a secret project to fake a radio signal from space to renew scientists' optimism in the local SETI program.

Key Relationships

Best Friend of Simon O'Keeffe

Friend of Kevin Matapang

Daughter of Agate's Mother

Daughter of Agate's Father

Breeder of Hercules

Owner of Todd

Neighbor of Mr. Bagshott

Kevin is a laid-back seventh-grader with green hair who serves as an altar boy at the local church. He belongs to the scientific community of Grin and Bear It, participating in science fairs and conducting experiments with microwaves. His trusting nature helps Simon feel comfortable, even as Kevin struggles to understand Simon's initial secrecy about his past.

Key Relationships

Friend of Simon O'Keeffe

Friend of Agate Van Der Zwaan

Son of Kevin's Mom

Son of Kevin's Dad

Brother of Kevin's Sister

Supporting Characters

Hercules is the runt of a golden retriever service dog litter. Given to Simon to help him manage his anxiety, Hercules quickly becomes a loyal and constant companion. He accompanies Simon everywhere, helping him face public spaces and difficult anniversaries.

Key Relationships

Service Dog of Simon O'Keeffe

Bred by Agate Van Der Zwaan

Offspring of Todd

Ms. Snodgrass is the principal of the junior high/high school in Grin and Bear It. She reviews Simon's file upon his arrival and later addresses the student body during a school assembly. She attempts to maintain order among the students when they mock a memorial event.

Key Relationships

Principal of Simon O'Keeffe

Miss Rose is Simon's homeroom and English teacher. She is observant of her students' behavior and notices Simon's severe, fearful reaction to the school bell.

Key Relationships

Teacher of Simon O'Keeffe

Kevin's mother is an employee at the Very Large Radio Telescope for the SETI project. She is strict regarding her children's academic performance and becomes highly stressed when scientists suspect they have received a signal from space.

Key Relationships

Mother of Kevin Matapang

Wife of Kevin's Dad

Kevin's dad runs Hello Hello, a coffee shop near the SETI project. He is welcoming and kind, actively encouraging Simon to keep visiting the shop even when Kevin needs space to process complicated feelings.

Key Relationships

Father of Kevin Matapang

Husband of Kevin's Mom

Agate's mother runs a chaotic household with seven children and breeds service dogs and Angora goats. She manages the intense demands of the farm, from assisting with animal births to handling neighborhood emergencies in the middle of the night.

Key Relationships

Mother of Agate Van Der Zwaan

Wife of Agate's Father

Agate's father is a truck driver who shares his daughter's inner strength. When he meets Simon, he kindly suggests that Simon permanently keep the service dog puppy they provided.

Key Relationships

Father of Agate Van Der Zwaan

Husband of Agate's Mother

Mr. Bagshott is a neighboring farmer to the van der Zwaan family. He owns a large herd of emus and frequently has to retrieve them when they escape. He is highly protective of his property and unbothered by the scientific community, occasionally using his animals to chase scientists away.

Key Relationships

Neighbor of Agate Van Der Zwaan

Todd is the family's golden retriever and the father of Hercules. Though he possesses the mechanical skills of a service dog, he lacks the natural concern for humans required for the job and occasionally causes trouble by leaving farm gates open.

Key Relationships

Father of Hercules

Pet of Agate Van Der Zwaan

Pretty Stabby is a male peacock that came with the funeral home property when Simon's family bought it. Highly territorial, he attacks the screeching front gate whenever it opens and occasionally chases away unwanted news reporters.

Key Relationships

Kevin's sister is a minor presence in the Matapang household. She adopts their mother's strict view on education, ensuring her brother stays focused on his science fair projects and homework.

Key Relationships

Sister of Kevin Matapang