A Crooked Kind of Perfect

Linda Urban

53 pages 1-hour read

Linda Urban

A Crooked Kind of Perfect

Fiction | Novel | Middle Grade | Published in 2007

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Character List

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Major Characters

Zoe is a 10-year-old girl with grand dreams of becoming a star pianist and playing at Carnegie Hall like her historical hero, Vladimir Horowitz. Instead of a grand piano, she receives a Perfectone D-60 electric organ, which deeply disappoints her. She has a vivid imagination and often feels out of place with her peers at school. She tries to maintain family harmony while quietly managing her parents' unique quirks.

Key Relationships

Daughter of Zoe's Father

Daughter of Zoe's Mother

Best friend of Emma Dent

Student of Mabelline Person

Classmate of Wheeler Diggs

Idolizer of Vladimir Horowitz

Classmate of Colton

Former student of Lester

Zoe's father is a caring but anxious man who struggles to leave his house due to severe public anxiety. He spends his days taking mail-order classes from "Living Room University" and making impulsive purchases. He accidentally buys Zoe the electric organ after getting distracted by a salesman playing a rumba beat at the mall.

Key Relationships

Father of Zoe Elias

Husband of Zoe's Mother

Friend of Hugh

Customer of Mr. Perfectone

Zoe's mother is a fiscal controller for the state of Michigan. She works long hours and is rarely home, leaving Zoe feeling disconnected from her daily life. She bonds with Zoe primarily during car rides when they listen to classical music on the radio.

Key Relationships

Mother of Zoe Elias

Wife of Zoe's Father

Supporting Characters

Mabelline is an organ teacher who insists on comfort and a glass of ginger ale during her lessons. She is strict and immediately deflates Zoe's hopes of being declared an instant prodigy. She expects hard work and steady practice from her students.

Key Relationships

Teacher of Zoe Elias

Teacher of Mona

Emma is Zoe's best friend from third grade, though they rarely socialize outside of school. She comes from a wealthy family and usually gets whatever she wants. She is beginning to outgrow Zoe, adopting new trends and befriending other girls.

Key Relationships

Childhood friend of Zoe Elias

Wheeler is a tough-looking classmate known for wearing the same jean jacket and having messy dark hair. Most students are afraid of him, but he surprises Zoe by acting friendly toward her and complimenting her music.

Key Relationships

Classmate of Zoe Elias

Mona is an 11-year-old girl who also takes organ lessons from Mabelline Person. She is highly experienced with musical competitions and approaches playing with passion rather than anxiety. She offers practical advice to other musicians.

Key Relationships

Fellow competitor of Zoe Elias

Student of Mabelline Person

Vladimir Horowitz is a famous historical Russian-American pianist and Zoe's personal hero. She idealizes him as a child prodigy and uses his career trajectory as the standard for her own musical dreams.

Key Relationships

Idolized by Zoe Elias

Colton is a boy in Zoe's class. He sits at the lunch table with the rowdy boys but shows quiet, awkward signs of having a crush on Zoe.

Key Relationships

Classmate of Zoe Elias

Hugh is the UPS delivery driver who brings Zoe's father his mail-order courses. He frequently stops in for coffee and shares strange stories about his other delivery customers.

Key Relationships

Delivery driver for Zoe's Father

Lester is a cut-rate music teacher from "More for Les" who teaches piano using paper keyboards instead of real instruments. He claims his method offers a worry-free way to practice.

Key Relationships

Former teacher of Zoe Elias

Mr. Perfectone is the slick organ salesman who spots Zoe's father dancing to the music at the mall. He easily talks Zoe's father into purchasing the Perfectone D-60 electric organ instead of a piano.

Key Relationships

Salesman to Zoe's Father