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At Ernest’s funeral, all the suspects are present in the church. A pre-recorded video of Ernest plays on a wall-mounted screen, welcoming attendees and acknowledging that he had assumed the role of the Fencer in the bank. The recording names each person’s crime: Juliette stole $5,060 from the bank (to bribe Cordelia’s doctor and discover the truth); Michelle broke in on a paid job and stole $10,000; Gabriel stole small items including a coffee cup; Remy attempted a $25-million-dollar insurance fraud; and Cordelia and Laverna ran a fraudulent fundraising scheme.
Ernest’s recording then explained that the robbery originated with a man named Bryce Fredericks, who was murdered during the event, and that solving Bryce’s death alongside that of Edward might also solve Ernest’s own apparent death. As they focus on the screen, the coffin lid slowly opens and Ernest, very much alive and with one arm in a sling, sits up.
Ernest recounts his survival after falling from the bank’s upper floor inside a safe. He broke six bones, including four in his leg, one in his back, and one that displaced into his abdomen, and also sustained a gunshot wound to the stomach when the bullet he fired at the safe door ricocheted back at him. After dropping the bag of hydrogen and breathing in the noxious gas, his only option was to rock the safe until it toppled backward through a window. He doesn’t remember the impact but recalls lying motionless in darkness, unable to open the safe door. Just as he began to lose hope, a butterfly from outside tickled his nose in the dark, showing that there was a crack somewhere in the safe.
Ernest tells the assembled suspects that he persuaded police to allow the gathering by promising a full confession to both murders and the robbery if his theory fails. Juliette steps forward and reminds them that police are waiting outside. Ernest redirects everyone’s focus to what Bryce actually wanted with his robbery.
Ernest reveals that Bryce’s robbery had nothing to do with money. Bryce’s daughter, Emma, needed a heart transplant, and a compatible donor, Laurence Birch, had just died. Cordelia still stood ahead of Emma on the transplant list. To remove Cordelia from contention for the donor heart, Bryce needed to keep her away from the hospital for six hours, the window during which a donor heart remained viable. He staged the bank robbery specifically to detain her.
Bryce’s wife, Queenie, a seamstress employed by Remy for the fraudulent production, took Birch’s measurements during a costume fitting and managed to confirm his blood type as well, confirming that he was a donor match for Emma. Bryce originally planned to shoot Birch but lost his nerve.
After an argument with Remy, Birch came barreling out of the café and was struck by a van. Ernest acknowledged uncertainty about whether Bryce gave Birch a final push, but he noted that the outcome was the same: Birch died, making his heart available for transplant. Bryce improvised the bank robbery after following Cordelia inside.
Ernest then cleared Cordelia and Laverna of the two murders. Cordelia withdrew from the fundraising scam once she realized that it was harming people. Edward’s donation was too small to suggest that he intended to confront anyone.
Ernest closes by turning to Felix, one of the bank’s security guards, stating that he knows exactly which murder Felix was investigating.
Ernest produced the spectrometer report that he found in Felix’s locker. The report’s analysis of a liquid’s elemental composition proved that Felix had been stealing microscopic amounts of gold from the famous gold nugget on display in the atrium. Felix despises the Huxleys, and he had been slowly dissolving the gold using aqua regia, a highly corrosive acid mixture. He disguises the solution in a sports drink bottle and applies it while polishing the nugget as part of his duties, then collects the gold-laced liquid and evaporates it at home. Winston is furious.
Ernest explains the historical motive. Felix’s ancestor Yang had prospected alongside Harold Huxley in the 19th-century Australian goldfields. Harold claimed that Yang died of dysentery, but Ernest notes that this was a cover story for the fact that Harold poisoned Yang with gold, a heavy metal, as the symptoms matched. Harold had Yang cremated at one of the country’s earliest crematoriums and put his ashes in their mausoleum. Ernest notes that gold, being non-magnetic, would not be removed by the standard post-cremation magnet sweep used to extract metal fragments.
Winston knew this and broke into the family mausoleum to steal Yang’s ashes, which, if discovered, would confirm the poisoning. Felix showed Winston the spectrometer report in an extortion attempt, prompting Winston to steal the ashes because he believed the report was meaningless without them.
Winston attempts to reframe Felix as the killer of both Edward and Bryce, but Ernest is not finished. He announces that Edward’s bird Ditto had been mentioned in the funeral announcement as bait. They had him in the vestry, knowing that whoever slipped away to silence the bird was the real murderer. A second wall-mounted television, previously dark, came to life showing a live feed: Tobias Cuthbert peers into the camera in the vestry.
Eric, who is present at the funeral, runs to join his father in the vestry. Ernest blocks the only exit. He explains that Eric had lost a high-stakes competitive gaming tournament to Ben Huxley, and that Edward bet heavily against his own son, losing $300,000. Gabriel had paid Eric to lose an earlier match against Ben, but in the next match, Eric genuinely tried to beat Ben and could not. His resentment escalated. He placed an anonymous emergency call falsely reporting a shooting at Ben’s address, a practice known as swatting. Ben, playing his game at high volume without headphones, was killed as a result. Eric tried to deflect suspicion by claiming Ben was cheating.
Ernest goes on to tell them that Edward later found a recording of the final game on Ben’s hard drive. Watching it repeatedly, he had unknowingly taught Ditto the players’ trash-talk, which Ernest had initially misread as threatening statements. Edward contacted Tobias to discuss what he had discovered, arriving at the bank that Wednesday evening after first going home. He hid the hard drive with the recording in Winston’s safe, which was now in his office (using the wool lift, he had recently swapped his and Winston’s safes for security reasons) before Tobias arrived. Tobias struck Edward with Ben’s first-place gold bar, which Edward displayed. Edward, concussed, locked himself in the vault to escape from Tobias and keep the hard drive safe, and he lost consciousness. He died there when a packet of pistachio nuts ignited in his pocket, and he didn’t wake up.
Ernest goes on to tell them that Tobias murdered Bryce by lacing a tube of sunscreen with white phosphorus. He obtained the substance, which is absorbed through the skin and self-ignites with intense heat, from flashbang grenades.
Ernest reveals that the announcement about Ditto speaking at the funeral was a trap—whoever went after him in the vestry was the killer. A television turns on in the room with a camera feed of the vestry, and they all see Tobias looking for the parrot.
Tobias draws a gun and forces Gabriel to unlock the bell tower. Eric breaks from his father and confesses to the swatting, throwing Ditto out the window after hearing the bird repeat Ben’s last words, and pushing Ernest into the safe, but he insists that he never asked his father to kill anyone. Tobias climbs the tower stairs; Ernest follows and is shot at.
Ditto swoops into the tower and distracts Tobias, who fires repeatedly, trying to hit the bird. One shot severs the rope holding the church bell. The bell falls and destroys the staircase. Ernest is dragged to safety. Tobias jumps down the final flights of stairs. He breaks his leg on landing, and the bell crashes down where he stood.
Ernest reflects on the outcomes. Cordelia and Laverna pleaded guilty to their fraud. Remy produced a film about the robbery. Eric, testifying from juvenile detention, expressed gratitude that Ernest forced accountability. Emma Fredericks thanked Ernest for what her father attempted on her behalf.
Because Ernest’s gun was unloaded, his robbery charge was reduced, and the hostages all testified in his favor. Winston, in a public damage-control gesture, transferred the gold nugget to Felix. He also sent Ernest a substantial check, which Ernest tore up. Ernest put his and Juliette’s wedding budget toward Emma’s medical fundraiser. They proceeded with their wedding, officiated for free by Gabriel, who was still under house arrest.
Ernest’s decision to sit up in his coffin and announce, “Let’s have ourselves a parlour scene, shall we?” (320) provides the climax for the novel’s adherence to the rules of detective fiction. By staging his own funeral, Ernest manufactures the classic gathering of suspects, the “parlour scene” trope, simultaneously honoring and manipulating the Golden Age conventions he reveres. The theatricality of the coffin reveal and the pre-recorded video underscore the artifice required to impose neat narrative closure on the messy reality of the crimes. This act demonstrates the culmination of Ernest’s Moral Compromise for Justice; to achieve the clarity of a fictional detective, he becomes a manipulative stage-manager who orchestrates a high-stakes deception that pushes legal and ethical boundaries. The traditional detective’s detached intellectual exercise becomes a fraught performance, where the solution can only be reached after he has faked his own death and reemerged as both victim and master of ceremonies.
The explanations reveal that Bryce Fredericks robbed the bank to detain Cordelia for six hours, ensuring his daughter Emma would receive a donor heart. Tobias Cuthbert, in turn, murdered two people to conceal the fact that his son Eric had caused Ben Huxley’s death. These revelations crystallize the theme of Grief as a Motive for Crime, establishing that the novel’s primary antagonist is not greed but parental desperation. Both Bryce and Tobias act out of a distorted, protective love, committing murder to save their children. The novel complicates any simple judgment of its criminals by tracing the central violence back to this impulse. Tobias’s desperate flight up the bell tower after Eric confesses shows a father unwilling to face the failure of his protection, reframing his crimes as a tragic refusal to accept loss.
In his pre-recorded funeral video, Ernest lists each suspect’s transgression, from Juliette’s theft of $5,000 to Gabriel’s theft of a coffee cup. This catalogue expands to reveal the novel’s ultimate argument about Theft as Regaining Something Lost. Felix’s slow dissolution of the Huxley nugget reclaims a stolen legacy. The origin of the murders themselves lies in the motif of video games, where Eric’s wounded pride over a lost tournament leads him to “swat” Ben Huxley—a theft of life rooted in the fragile stakes of digital competition. The novel demonstrates that its most significant crimes are not about monetary gain but about what characters cannot bear to lose. This reframing culminates in the Epilogue, where Ernest tears up Winston’s check. By rejecting hush money and donating his own wedding budget to Emma Fredericks’s medical fund, he completes his character arc and aligns himself with a new value system, one that prioritizes restitution over wealth or the satisfaction of solving a puzzle.



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