I'd Tell You I Love You, But Then I'd Have to Kill You

Ally Carter

I'd Tell You I Love You, But Then I'd Have to Kill You

Ally Carter
47 pages1-hour read
Fiction
Novel
YA
Published in 2006

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Character List

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Major Characters

Cammie is a 15-year-old sophomore at the Gallagher Academy for Exceptional Young Women, a covert training facility for spies. Operating under the code name Chameleon, she excels at blending into crowds and remaining unnoticed. While her invisibility makes her a highly capable operative, it also leaves her feeling personally insignificant. She longs for an ordinary teenage experience, prompting her to maintain a double life when she meets a boy from town.

Key Relationships

Daughter of Rachel Morgan

Student of Joe Solomon

Best Friend of Liz Sutton

Best Friend of Bex Baxter

Classmate of Macey McHenry

Romantic Interest of Josh Abrams

Target of Dillon Jones

A newcomer to the academy and the daughter of a prominent senator. Macey initially presents a disrespectful attitude, having been expelled from several traditional schools. Her extensive knowledge of the outside world, fashion, and teenage boys makes her unexpectedly valuable to Cammie's attempts to blend into normal society.

Key Relationships

Descendant of Gilly Gallagher

Classmate of Cammie Morgan

Classmate of Bex Baxter

Classmate of Liz Sutton

An average teenage boy from town whose parents own the local pharmacy. Josh feels constrained by the expectation that he will eventually inherit his family's business and longs for a broader worldview. Unaware of the Gallagher Academy's true nature, he views Cammie simply as a homeschooled girl, providing her an escape from spy training.

Key Relationships

Romantic Interest of Cammie Morgan

Acquaintance of Dillon Jones

The new Covert Operations professor at the Gallagher Academy. A rugged operative with extensive field experience, he immediately becomes a heartthrob among the students. His teaching style is demanding and practical, pushing the girls to confront their weaknesses and observe their surroundings critically.

Key Relationships

Teacher of Cammie Morgan

Colleague of Rachel Morgan

Supporting Characters

Liz is one of Cammie's best friends and roommates at the academy. She represents the intellectual side of espionage. Possessing genius-level intelligence, she excels in logistics, science, and computer hacking rather than physical combat. She is highly dedicated to her friends and frequently monitors communications to ensure their safety.

Key Relationships

Best Friend of Cammie Morgan

Best Friend of Bex Baxter

Classmate of Macey McHenry

Cammie's roommate and best friend operates as the group's muscle. Bex is confident, athletic, and possesses a confident swagger. As the only non-American student at the academy, she excels at physical stunts and combat, fitting the traditional action-oriented profile of a spy.

Key Relationships

Best Friend of Cammie Morgan

Best Friend of Liz Sutton

Classmate of Macey McHenry

Cammie's mother and the headmistress of the Gallagher Academy. She balances the massive responsibility of running an elite, top-secret training facility with her role as a single mother. She makes controversial administrative decisions but remains deeply protective of the students.

Key Relationships

Mother of Cammie Morgan

Employer of Joe Solomon

A local teenager who attends school with Josh. Dillon harbors a strong prejudice against the academy, fully believing its cover story as a facility for spoiled, wealthy girls. He acts as a bully whenever he encounters the academy students in town.

Key Relationships

Acquaintance of Josh Abrams

Antagonist of Cammie Morgan

The historical founder of the Gallagher Academy. A legendary spy known for stopping an unknown assassin from targeting Abraham Lincoln, she represents the legacy of female espionage that guides the school's current mission.

Key Relationships

Ancestor of Macey McHenry